When they said laughter is the best remedy it was the biggest understatement in human history!! I have laughed soooo damn hard during the past 3 days, collected enough air inside my stomach to make me fart for 2 hours straight..i haven't farted yet though.
Let me share some of the reasons why i laughed so damn hard:
Joana has been a good friend since college and one thing about her is she's is INSANE!!! Only God knows what goes on in her head. she's a very smart girl, a great leader by the way but sometimes she says or does the stupidest shit! Her quips, remarks, one liners catch you soo off guard sometimes you think "where the f*ck did that come from?" She's more than just a crackhead lol she's my partner in crime. i dont' know how she does it but she always talks me into whatever ploy she has brewing in her head.
LMAO!!!! (Pause for 3 mins. this is what my bestfriend just immed me: ladyoffor: i am buzz light light year. i come in peace.....lol it makes u wonder what kind of friends i have)
back to joana. she was going through my laptop and checking out pictures when she came across a pic of someone who is really buffed and often when ppl see him, the first thought that goes through their head is "WOW, he's got a big body" but noooooo not joana...the first thing she said when she saw him was, "Nikki, his muscles are telling me he has a big d*ck." i was speechless for a full minute before cracking up. the things that run through that girl's head LOL She also said that she is trying to be the last virgin in the Philippines but truth be told, i think when Joana has finally been with a man she'll be a man slayer. She has sooo much sexual tension that i think her first orgasm will last a whole month! NO...i take that back..her first orgasm will send the guy flying across the room and through the wall. Joana is a wild jungle woman waiting to be unleashed...think "the Incredible hulk!"
This is how crazy this girl is. She lives on the 15th floor in her building. and from her window she can look into 25 or so other condos. She said that every weekend she always sees at least 10 of her neighbors having sex...so you know what she did? she bought binoculars to get a better view. She has practically memorized the sex schedule of her neighbors including their favorite positions LOL
4 comments:
nikki you fart! thanks for destroying my beauty sleep when i was in davao!..
JOANA !!!!!!
THIS IS BULLSHIT! dont believe nikki she's a "liar liar pants for hire" girl!! haha. wala ko kabalo na naa pud diay ko picture diri!!! PAK U NIK!!!
TO: Satin Soul: OH-4!!!! =D hihi
TO: Maria Barlay Smart - OF COURSE NUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! =O Im a very VERY Super to the max hardworking person, i have a job unlike someone i knowww(ahem) mwahaha.
HAHAHAHA, i wanna get joana's job :D
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