ok....i used to wonder why some people would have blogs for anyone to read over the internet, talk about lack of privacy! BUT here i am, making my first entry. I'll give it a shot, oh hell, what do i have to lose.
i have scattered thoughts when i'm not concentrating, so those of you patient enough to read, bare with me!
Yesterday, I spent almost two hours trying to catch an abandoned kitten in my friend's garage, i'm a cat lover and recently our overloved cat died. The one i was trying to catch was a miniture version of Garfied EXCEPT this one was only skin and furr!! During hundreds of attempts to catch the lil brat, i felt something land on my back but chose to ignore it...3 mins later i felt something on my neck. i told Pearl, "PEARL! theres something crawling on my neck" i flicked it off and when i looked at a floor, i saw a cockroach the size of a volvo!!!!! ok fine..it was probably just an inch long BUT I HATE COCKROACHES, the dirtiest, ugliest looking creatures alive! just the thought of it sends shivers up my body. As soon as i saw the fucker...one...two...three AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! i was in complete hysterics!!! Running, screaming, hands in the air, jumping up and down as if i were possessed and had my pants on fire! 10 seconds later i was finally able to regain myself but nearly passed out on the floor if my friends hadn't caught me in time. yes..i know its a bit to the extreme, but thats how much i fear cockroaches, i can handle snakes, mice, or rats, but cockroaches...i'd rather have my tits grow from my back than face one tiny roach! and now...the kitten we were finally able to catch has been hissing daggers at us and still won't allow us to get close to him/her...i 'll give it 3 days before it gets used to us.
hmm...now we just have to figure out what name to give him/her....
Lord help me...my sister is singing behind me...no wonder the kitten has been hissing at us the whole day!
Saturday, November 18, 2006
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2 comments:
oh really?! so you can handle snakes huh?! mmmMMMmm...
haha, yay, ur first post. whoo. :P wish i was there to see your reaction!! musta been sooo funny wen you realized it was a cockroach.
i still havent forgiven you for sticking that comb up my nose while i was playing the flute!!
faggot.. :P
oh, i forgot..
i dont suck that much in singing mind you! harumph...
hahaha, i suck in cooking. :D
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